Man + Woman + Bed = No Sex
Jul 18
Yes, that can actually happen. I don’t know why people seem to think that when a man & a woman sleep in the same bed that sex has to be involved. Give me a bloody break. I spend the night a Jock’s house all the time. Do I sleep in his bed? Yep, the man has a king size bed. I may be a plus sized woman, but I am not that big. Does anything happen in that bed? Nothing besides talking & reading. Hmm…doesn’t sound like sex to me. So how does that make me any thing besides me? I don’t believe that sex is wrong, but I sure am not having it. So don’t stand there & judge me just because I choose to spend the night in the house or bed of the man that I have know for over 15 years & consider a big brother.
Here is what happened. Friday I spent the day at Jock’s house since neither my house nor my parent’s house has air conditioning & it was too hot to stay home. Well, my parents didn’t get finished with their running around until about 10pm & I was too tired to wait for them any longer so I just decided to spend the night. Jock lives just outside the city & he has neighbors. I am not used to having neighbors that can see into the house. I guess they are not used to seeing Jock with female visitors staying overnight. *new neighbors* I showed up in the kitchen Sat. morning in my nightgown to help Jock make breakfast & seen the neighbors making breakfast. *still don’t understand how you city people can live that close to people* Anyway, the woman in the family saw me & then about three minutes later the doorbell rung. Jock went to answer the door. Desi comes popping into the kitchen with the two dogs & asks me why the neighbor lady is mad at Daddy. Hmm…I thought & told her I would go see. The bloody lady is telling Jock off for having me over. She is telling him that it is disrespectful & degrading to have me spend the night. Umm…did we somehow shift back into the 1900′s? I could tell that Jock was having a hard time not busting his gut. I excused him & told the lady that I was Desi’s adopted mother & that due to my health I was unable to live with them all the time. She then said that unless Jock & I were married we shouldn’t share a bed. I asked her how she knew that we did & if she was peeking in windows didn’t that make her a “Peeping Tomisina” & if that was the case then she needed to learn to keep her mouth shut & her butt on her own property. Then I promptly shut the door in her face. I turned around to head back to the kitchen & saw Jock with Desi just about to die with laughter. Desi has now decided that I need to live with them permanently.




Jul 19, 2010 @ 00:25:02
Wow, that is brutal. And not acceptable. Reminds me of some scene from a movie that takes place in the 50s :-P
How old was she?
Jul 20, 2010 @ 16:42:48
She was unfortunately about my age, I would guess, in her thirty’s or early forty’s.
Jul 21, 2010 @ 20:52:52
Omg. That’s just unbelievable! How creepy are neighbours really allowed to get?
Poor Jock having to live with her next door 24/7… But maybe you telling her off will keep her away for a while.
Jul 23, 2010 @ 22:17:26
Just one of the many reasons why I live in the boonies. My nearest neighbors (besides my parents) live almost half a mile away from me which is still too close.
Jul 21, 2010 @ 22:59:57
She should mind her own f-ing business!
What does it matter who stays at someone’s house? What does it matter if they “sleep” or just sleep? She probably thinks she needs to know everyone and make sure they’re keeping up with her ideals.
Jul 23, 2010 @ 16:16:39
Apparently, she is the neighborhood busy body. Jock told me that she has to know what happens in everyone’s households. I just can’t stand people like that. Jock still laughs about the episode. Though every time she sees me now she sticks her nose in the air. So I told her yesterday that she hope it doesn’t rain or she would drown with her nose so high in the air. If she wouldn’t beg for it I would leave her alone, but she just has to fire that first bloody shot. Now she won’t let her child around Desi, so I get to go & discuss this with her again. Now Jock is starting to get scared for her. Geesh, I am not that scary. Her child isn’t going to get some disease from Desi cause Desi is being raised by Jock & me.
Jul 23, 2010 @ 21:23:10
Crazy. I would never presume to go knock and someone’s door and tell them how they should live. I don’t understand some people!